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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure) The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches If you even need them that is Nature: 1, Band aids: 0 You’re welcome.


Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

(Source: ehretha)

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    Interesting tip, but my spidey-senses are saying “HELLO DIRECT BLOODSTREAM ENTRY FOR SALMONELLA!!!”
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    Uh, wouldn’t there be bacteria on the membrane? On an open cut that could cause an infection.
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