January 2012
32 posts
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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What if Kidz Pop did a version to "Niggas in...
timothydelaghetto:
boobscupcakesnweed:
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
lmfaooo
ha! me and this person should be friends
Mm, la la love 112. Amazing feel good music.
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erinlovessweaters:
“OMG LAKERS YEAH.” Girl, tell me the starting lineup. “OMG BULLS YEAH.” Girl, tell me any person on the team besides Derrick Rose. “OMG CLIPPERS/BLAKE GRIFFIN/CP3 YEAH.” Girl, how can you be a Clipps fan all of a sudden? Clearly, bandwagoning fans are my biggest pet peeve. There is nothing worse than a girl who thinks she knows what she’s talking about. God dammmmnnnnnn.
gigimon22 asked: I'm going to California and karaoke-ing with your dad. Your family is awesome hahaha I mish you come back alreadyyyyy :]
WatchMe too, me too! Drinking genes from pops. Pretty much my fam in a snap shot.
mdfotography:
A convo with my mom this morning. (I pick up the phone, half awake.)
Mom: Anak, I just wanted you to know I got Costco sized Grey Goose.
Me: Costco sized Grey Goose?
Mom: Yes.
Me: (Sleepy, raspy voice) Ok, bye.
Mom: Ok, I love you, bye. (*Click*)
Apparently, we’re a family of enablers. Here’s a...
“As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever...”
– (via bonitaapllebum)
December 2011
65 posts
Journal Excerpts 2011
In trying to compose a list of New Year’s Resolutions, I thought I’d skim back through my journal to see if could see any recurring themes. In the process, I ended up picking out a few excerpts to post on my blog. I started my journal on June 12th, so it’s only half of 2011, but oh well. I still have half way to go in this one, and I just bought a new one for when I finish it,...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Is this freal? ‘Cause that’s legit, haha play smart everyone!
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
“It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer (via seemyeveryflaw)
And people wonder why I’m not very fond of this movie. Even though I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt, his character in this movie is weak, vulnerable, and pathetic. H8ers gon h8, hashtagsorryimnotsorry.
“Don’t take anything personally. Nothing others do is because of you. What others...”
– Don Miguel Ruiz (via stellablu)
I could explode right now,
I’m going to continue my passive aggressive streak I’ve been on lately with this overly emotional rant of mine.
I have a knack for walking away when I’m heated and don’t wanna waste my time yelling. I’m already hard enough on myself for having high expectations and not always being able to follow through, so fucking save it. You’re doing it out of best...
