Mar the Martian

THROWBACK THURSDAY

This picture never fails to make me LOL - this is Emily explaining the reading (that of course I didn’t do) for the read check quizzes in English…my face says everything. And my ability to somehow pull a good grade out of my ass in that class still astonishes me. BSing is a necessary skill in life.

I’m putting this up, sure because it’s “throwback thursday”, but also because I called her the other day with a major problem, and even though we don’t talk super often, things seriously haven’t changed - we still have the same sense of humor, I can still whoop her ass in pool hehe, we still have the same (non)sleeping schedule, and we still somehow make this Washington to Chicago relationship work even though we’re totally MIA at times. How do I know? Because I can call her up after not talking to her for up to months sometimes and still count on her to be there for me/cheer me up. That’s true friendship. AND AND AND we still have the same birthday (July 13th bitches, buy us shit), which is something we can’t ever change…like our friendship…HA HA HA, like what I did there? Cornball Mar in the hizzhouse. But not really.

Thanks for having my back, I’ll probably always continue to make fun and crack jokes, but it’s always out of love. You’re supposed to watch my kids when we’re older remember? HAHA. (:

Photo Credit: Caitlin Torsney

I LOVE WEDDING VIDEOS! This was so nice. And she’s so gorgeous!

ritalll:

shaadi-fever:

Wedding Video

I love the song. I think it fits with the bride’s situation. If you CLICK the picture for the VIDEO and read the description you will understand why the bride and the song blend.

ENJOY

-D

such a beautiful wedding

”When Americans talk about folks like me paying my fair share of taxes, it’s not because they envy the rich. It’s because they understand that when I get tax breaks I don’t need and the country can’t afford, it either adds to the deficit, or somebody else has to make up the difference - like a senior on a fixed income; or a student trying to get through school; or a family trying to make ends meet. That’s not right. Americans know it’s not right. They know that this generation’s success is only possible because past generations felt a responsibility to each other, and to their country’s future, and they know our way of life will only endure if we feel that same sense of shared responsibility.” — President Barack Obama.

(Source: goodreasonnews)

GODDAMNIT I’M LOOKING THE WRONG WAY!

findingcaitlin:

Looky what I rediscovered! @marthemartian (Taken with instagram)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

(Source: ehretha)